Post by Lance Fiennes on Mar 7, 2006 6:59:12 GMT -5
Monday Night Massacre
Live from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, IL
Attendance: 3,722
As the show goes on the air the crowd is going nuts. The WWICW theme song is blaring over the PA system and the intensity can be seen in the faces of everyone in attendance. The arena is packed full with avid WWICW fans all wearing their favorite superstar's T-shirts and holding up home made signs.
Eric Jackson- Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to WWICW Monday Night Massacre. I’m Eric Jackson along with my co host, Shane Stone.
Shane Stone- (Under his breath) More like supervisor. (Talks louder) and what a card we have planned for you tonight!!! Because tonight, the long road is finally over as we will finally see who is the first ever WWICW Heavyweight Champion!!!
Eric Jackson- That's not all…The tag titles will be on the line as Demion Pride, with his new partner Blackjack Sullivan, will try to dethrone our current tag champions, Nightmare and Blade.
Shane Stone- Plus Narmon's foster son Larnis will try to take on a tiger as he faces off against Tiger Knight. After the events happening this past week, the question is: Will Tiger Knight be able to pull off a win here? Given his current state of mind…not likely…..
"Breaking Me Down" by Soil fills the arena and the fans go wild as the WWICW's newest sensation, Alex Awesome gives high fives on his way down to the arena. He then climbs into the ring and poses for the fan's flash photography.
Eric Jackson: But now we will start off with our first event of the night: Alex Awesome Vs. Crowley.
Shane Stone: Just take them down to ringside already!!!
Alex Awesome Vs. Crowley
The audience comes to a dull silence which is soon is torn to shreds as "Breaking me down" by Soil hits the arena at a terrifying level. Forcing an eruption of cheers from the audience.
As expected the Awesome one himself, Alex Awesome soon comes strutting out onto the dimly light stage, with the word "Awesomeness" glowing a vibrant purple on the titantron above him.
Ring announcer- Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds and measuring at 6"2 from Long Beach, California... ALEX AWESOME!
By the time the announcer has concluded introducing Awesome, Alex has already finished his usual taunt on the turnbuckle and stood in the centre of the ring adjusting his see-through black shirt, visor and blue hair.
Suddenly Alex's "Breaking me down" seeps into the pool of silence as the arena lighting returns to it's normal white.
This sudden turn of events is closely followed by the former IWA champion Crowley who comes jogging out of the thick black entrance curtains with a smirk stuck on his face.
Ring Announcer- Making his way to the ring… from New York City, weighing in at 257 pounds and standing at 6'4"... CROWLEY!
Crowley comes sprinting down to the ring in a fit of rage, which is directed at the now smiling Alex Awesome.
Once in the ring Crowley is met by a flurry of right hands from Awesome as the ref signals for the beginning of the match.
The match begins as Alex delivers several more hard right hands to the nose of Crowley before quickly Irish whipping him to the far ropes. Upon rebounding Crowley flies forward into a tremendous high dropkick from Awesome smack in the throat with a sickening "crack!" proceeding the impact. Alex quickly jumps on the cover.
one...........
two
KICKOUT
Crowley manages to power out of the cover with very little difficulty, throwing Awesome off the cover.
The two combatants get to their feet with a surprising level of pace before locking arms. The sheer size and strength of Crowley over powers that of Awesome as he drops him to the ground with one muscle pushed back.
Eric Jackson- An unfortunate side effect of being… extraordinary.
As Alex once again gets to his feet Crowley charges at him with a surprising level of pace fro his size, cruel intentions scouring his mind. As he reaches his some what shocked target Crowley delivers a heart stopping clothesline to the upper sternum of the now breathless, motionless Awesome.
Shane Stone- Ouch! You could hear that from outside the arena!
Surprisingly Crowley does not decide to go for a cover after this devastating maneuver has been delivered. Instead he raises the still dazed awesome to his feet, thrusts his head between his legs all before rolling him up his torso and delivering a spine tingling powerbomb.
Crowley jumps on the cover
one.......
two.......
KICKOUT!
Eric Jackson- Thank God for that!
Some how Alex manages to spin his torso onto its side therefore resulting in a kick out. Crowley quickly gets to his feet and begins to argue with ref over a slow count, narrow mindedly forgetting about the floored awesome.
As the somewhat ignorant Crowley continues arguing with the referee Alex uses the ropes to assist himself to his vertical base. Once he comes to Alex soon takes advantage of the situation by delivering a flying forearm deep into the back of Crowley who stumbles into the referee, knocking him out.
Shane Stone- There goes the rulebook…
Crowley stands over the motionless referee shocked for several seconds before delivering a harsh stomp onto the skull of the judge for good measure and "redemption." Once again having forgot about awesome, Crowley is shocked when he is grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back and takes a wrenching extreme neckbreaker from Alex. Awesome jumps on the cover
Eric Jackson- It’s over!
As Alex lies over the barely conscious Crowley he realises that the referee is still lying motionless on the ground.
The crowd scream the count for themselves "1! 2! 3!" but unfortunately this does not count, much to their awareness.
Eric Jackson- Alex is supposed to win this! Not fair!
Awesome angrily gets to his feet and begins shaking the motionless referee attempting to get him back to the real-conscious world. As he attempts to do so Awesome is hit by a snap german suplex from Crowley, knocking him silly. As Awesome lies on the ground in pain, clutching his neck, Crowley quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs a cold steel chair from ringside, snapping it shut as he does so.
Steel chair firmly in his grasp Crowley creeps back into the ring and begins lining up Alex Awesome for a chair shot. Much to his unawareness is Alex, almost as if he was told to begins to stumble to his feet shakily.
Eric Jackson- No, Ref! Wake up!
Once to his vertical base Alex turns slowly around only to be met by Crowley swinging a hard steel chair, which makes stimulating contact with his skull. Busting him wide open, blood flowing down his chiselled face. Crowley jumps on the cover.
Once again the referee is still out cold and cannot perform the count that would surely obtain Crowley victory.
Shane Stone- Damn it Ref! Get up!
In a pure frenzy of rage Crowley tears Alex up to his feet and lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle roughly. As Alex sits on the turnbuckle crowley delivers a few hard rights to the jaw of Alex before joining him up on the turnbuckle. Crowley wrenches his back in a attempt to deliver a superplex but it is forcefully blocked by Awesome who raps his feet around the ring post. Crowley has another attempt at the superplex before he is shoved off the turnbuckle by Alex.
Eric Jackson- What?
As he collides with the ground Crowley is not met by the usual ring canvas but instead lands on the cold steel of a chair. The one which he had brought into the ring, in a twist of irony. Alex Awesome who had now realised the position his foe was in, got to feet, pulled a pose for the crowd and leap from his perch. As spectacularly as ever Alex arched his back, spread his arms and delivered a crushing awesome bomb to the abdomen of crowley who lay ontop of the steel chair.
Once the impacted had occured Alex removed the chair from under crowley, threw it to the outside and made the cover just as the ref came to.
1........
2...........
3!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER: Alex Awesome
Alex heads out of the ring and up the ramp in victory, his hand held high as the audience cheers “Awesome” continuously, over and over again. But as he walks, Matthew Spade rushes out from the curtains with a sledgehammer, he smashes it against Awesome’s back, then starts to pummel him as he lies there.
Eric Jackson- Oh God! No! Spade!
Shane Stone- Guess he was a bigger man for Crowley to face on Friday…
Spade receives a chorus of boos, then returns to the back as EMTs drag Awesome away, going to a commercial break…
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Larnis (Substituting: Narmon Greene) Vs. Tiger Knight
Eric Jackson: Well it’s time for the next match to begin. It’s Tiger Knight V.S. Larnis Greene.
Shane Stone: I don’t know. I have a feeling that after this match, Tiger Knight is going to be out of action for a long time.
“Welcome to the Jungle” begins to play and Tiger Knight walks out.
Announcer: Introducing first from Chicago Illinois, Tiger Knight!
Tiger Knight slides into the ring and stands in the corner of the ring.
“Godzilla” begins to play as Larnis makes his way down to the ring. He looks around at all the people and slowly makes his way down to the ring.
Announcer: His opponent form Plainefield Wisconsin, Larnis Greene!
Larnis crawls into the ring and rubs his hands nervously. The referee signals for the bell.
EJ: Well this is definitely going to be interesting. It’s David versus Goliath.
SS: I hope Tiger Knight has life insurance.
Tiger Knight begins to kick Larnis’s thigh repeatedly. Larnis is trying to keep his balance, but Tiger Knight’s quick kicks prove too much for him. Larnis falls on his back. He begins to get up, but Tiger Knight quickly kicks Larnis in the face. Tiger Knight the runs to the ropes and jumps off, executing a moonsault. Larnis recovers fast and jumps to his feet. Tiger Knight goes to dropkick Larnis, but Larnis catches his feet and begins to swing Tiger Knight in a circle by his ankles.
EJ: What is planning to do?
SS: I don’t know, but I have a feeling Tiger Knight is going to have some serious hang time.
Larnis lets go of Tiger Knight while falling to the mat from being dizzy. Tiger Knight goes flying over the top rope and through the commentator’s table.
SS: What the f**k!
EJ: My god! Tiger Knight has landed right here in front of us and looks like every bone in his body is broken.
Larnis gets to his feet and looks out at Tiger Knight laying motionless on the concrete floor. He begins clapping and laughing. Larnis then walks out of the ring and heads over toward Tiger Knight.
EJ: Tiger Knight is motionless on the ground and Larnis has a sick look on his face.
SS: See you later, I’m getting the hell out of here.
Shane Stone drops his head set and jumps over the guard rail. He goes deep into the audience and waits near a security guard.
EJ: Fantastic, leave me by myself out here.
Larnis reaches Tiger Knight as the referee has reached the count of four. Larnis quickly picks up Tiger Knight and puts him on the ring apron. He slides into the ring and pulls Tiger Knight in with him.
EJ: Whew, I’m happy they’re back over…
Eric Jackson sees Shane Stone sitting next to him.
EJ: You know, you are really ridiculous.
SS: Hey, I don’t like that genetic freak around me.
Larnis picks Tiger Knight off the mat and puts his head between his legs. He lifts Tiger Knight up preparing to execute a power bomb, when Tiger Knight begins punching Larnis in the head rapidly.
EJ: Looks like there’s a change of plans. Tiger Knight is getting his second wind.
SS: Oh yeah and Larnis looks like he is about drop.
Larnis finally fall with Tiger Knight still on top of his shoulders. As Larnis hits the mat, Tiger Knight bounces up and runs to the corner of the ring. Tiger Knight then hops on to the top turnbuckle. Larnis is wiping his forehead looking to see if he’s bleeding as Tiger Knight leaps off the top turnbuckle and executes a splash.
EJ: Oh baby, I have never seen a guy stay in the air for that long. Well done.
SS: I have to admit, that was pretty good. Question is, is it making Larnis weak or is he absorbing the pain?
Tiger Knight jumps to his feet and bounces off the ropes. He heads back toward Larnis and does an elbow drop to his throat. Larnis grabs his throat gasping for air. Now Tiger Knight is jumping around the ring and taunting Larnis as he lays on the mat.
EJ: I think Tiger Knight needs to stop showboating and get back to taking out Larnis.
SS: I agree. I can’t stand to look at that goof.
Tiger Knight pulls Larnis up and pushes him into a corner. Tiger Knight then jumps on the second rope hooks Larnis under his chin, executing Tygereye. Larnis is lying on mat motionless as Tiger Knight pins him. 1…2…3! Tiger Knight rolls off of Larnis as the referee signals for the bell.
WINNER: Tiger Knight
Announcer : Here is your winner, Tiger Knight!
EJ: Wow, Tiger Knight pulled it off.
SS: Yeah he… uh oh, here comes the other loon.
As Tiger Knight celebrates, Narmon is running towards the ring. He slides in and does a flying forearm to the back of Tiger Knight’s head.
EJ: Oh come on already, this is ridiculous.
Narmon begins stomping on Tiger Knight. As he is doing that, Rogue Wolf runs out and heads toward the ring. He grabs Narmon and punches him the face, sending Narmon to the outside of the ring. Rogue Wolf slides out of the ring and bgins trading blows with Narmon.
EJ: This is full blown chaos, I don’t know what is going to happen next.
SS: For once I don’t know what to say.
Narmon and Rogue Wolf continue to brawl all way to the backstage area.
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Back from commercial, the show shifts backstage where we see Blackjack Sullivan warming up with a couple of arm dumb bell reps when Demion Pride walks into his room. Pride looks concerned as he walks up to Sullivan. Sullivan puts down the dumb bells and faces Pride.
Blackjack Sullivan: What's going on?
Demion Pride: I just wanted to make sure you're ready for tonight. I have been waiting for this chance to get even with Blade ever since he had Nightmare drive my face into that garbage can during our last tag match and, tonight at Monday Night Massacre, I will finally get my chance to get my hands on that son of a bitch and make him pay.
Blackjack Sullivan: Relax. I got this. Tonight we will become the new WWICW Tag Team Champions and you will finally get your revenge against Blade.
Demion Pride: Just remember to keep with the plan.
Blackjack Sullivan: Seriously, you're worrying too much. Nothing is going to mess up our….
Suddenly a door closing cuts him off as he stares off camera. Pride turns around to see who walked in and holds blackjack back when he realizes who it is. Pocket Change strolls on camera shaking his head in disbelief.
Pocket Change: Well well well…. Looks who lucked out to get themselves a title shot. True it's only a tag team title shot, but still it's more than you deserve Blackjack.
Blackjack Sullivan: It's more than you'll ever see Change. Why don't you go back to whatever rock you crawled out from under and crush yourself with it.
Pocket Change: We'll see who gets crushed tonight. The only reason the WWICW big shots haven't put me into this edition of Massacre is because they are saving me to bring up the ratings when the audience is tired of seeing jobbers wrestle and start switching channels. You, on the other hand, are as expendable as they come. So if you were to happen to say…get injured in your match tonight, it would be no great loss to the company.
Blackjack Sullivan: I hope you're thinking about interfering in my match tonight because I would really enjoy giving the paramedics more work tonight.
Pride starts to really hold back Blackjack now as the intensity is so think between them that you could cut it with a knife. Pocket Change finally stiffens up and give Blackjack a quick smile.
Pocket Change: Is that so? We'll just have to wait and see. I'm Out!!
Pocket Change leaves the dressing room as Blackjack glares at him while he's leaving. Pride looks even more worried now than he did before as the show fades to commercial.
Backstage, Carol Davers is standing there with "The Sharpshooter" Jack Cage. She smiles as the camera comes on and begins her interview with Jack Cage. Jack Cage is dress in his ring attire, wearing a pair of sunglasses, with stitches in his head from where Rogue Wolf hit him with the tire iron at Unleashed.
Carol Davers: Mr. Cage. Last Monday night at Unleashed, you were brutally assaulted by the kWo and had to receive 24 stitches after your metal ring match with Kevin Masters. Tonight, you will face off against one of your antagonists who is now no longer part of the kWo but was a major contributor in that assault. Any thoughts about your match tonight with Rogue Wolf?
Jack Cage: Let me tell you something Carol. At Unleashed, I had gone out to that ring with every intention of showing the world once again that Kevin Masters was not in my league. When we faced off in our Chained Heat match before Unleashed, even though I hadn't fully recovered from that brutal match Javier Polanco where he strung me up by my neck by barbed wire Carol, and I still managed to choke him out in the center of the ring. Yet, Krass still found a way to screw me over. Then, we had the match at Unleashed and that chickensh!t had his kWo buddies come out to save him. During that match, I was this close to getting my hands on Krass. If it wasn't for Rogue Wolf, I would have been able to give that fat little bastard what he had coming to him. Now, tonight, I finally get my chance at a little revenge and Wolf, if you think I am going to go easy on you because you got kicked the hell out of the kWo…You're dead wrong. When we get in the ring, I'm going to….
Suddenly, clapping off camera stops Cage in mid sentence as Tony Hurricane comes on camera with a huge smirk on his face. Cage glares at Hurricane as he grabs Carol's mic and faces Cage.
Tony Hurricane: You got screwed? Buddy, what you called "Being screwed" is what I call "Wasting your opportunities". I have been kicking ass here in the WWICW for months now and what has that gotten me? A number one contender's shot at the WWICW Contenders Title. That title shot really should have been for the WWICW's Heavyweight Title as nobody in this company is more talented than me!! All you have been screwed out of is some pointless matches that wasn't even for anything!!!
Jack Cage: Now look here you pompous bag of hot air. You had your chance for the Super X title and Lance Fiennes beat you and left your deadbeat ass in the graveyard with the other corpses.
Tony Hurricane: I was screwed over in that match!!! Everyone saw it!!!
Jack Cage: If it was me in that match, I would have won it with or with out…..
Suddenly "The Celtic Warrior" Kevin Conner comes onscreen and booth Cage and Hurricane stop to look at him. Kevin Conner shakes his head back and forth.
Kevin Conner: Don't worry boys. Now that the HWA Heavyweight Champion and WWICW's new Golden Boy Kevin Conner is here, you guys won't have to worry about which jobber can beat which loser. See you in the ring losers.
With that Kevin Conner leaves backstage leaving Hurricane and Cage to fume a bit in silence. Carol, concerned with where this interview might be going, pulls the mic in Hurricane's hands closer to her mouth.
Carol Davers: That's all we got time for guys. Back to you Eric and Shane!!!
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Live from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, IL
Attendance: 3,722
As the show goes on the air the crowd is going nuts. The WWICW theme song is blaring over the PA system and the intensity can be seen in the faces of everyone in attendance. The arena is packed full with avid WWICW fans all wearing their favorite superstar's T-shirts and holding up home made signs.
Eric Jackson- Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to WWICW Monday Night Massacre. I’m Eric Jackson along with my co host, Shane Stone.
Shane Stone- (Under his breath) More like supervisor. (Talks louder) and what a card we have planned for you tonight!!! Because tonight, the long road is finally over as we will finally see who is the first ever WWICW Heavyweight Champion!!!
Eric Jackson- That's not all…The tag titles will be on the line as Demion Pride, with his new partner Blackjack Sullivan, will try to dethrone our current tag champions, Nightmare and Blade.
Shane Stone- Plus Narmon's foster son Larnis will try to take on a tiger as he faces off against Tiger Knight. After the events happening this past week, the question is: Will Tiger Knight be able to pull off a win here? Given his current state of mind…not likely…..
"Breaking Me Down" by Soil fills the arena and the fans go wild as the WWICW's newest sensation, Alex Awesome gives high fives on his way down to the arena. He then climbs into the ring and poses for the fan's flash photography.
Eric Jackson: But now we will start off with our first event of the night: Alex Awesome Vs. Crowley.
Shane Stone: Just take them down to ringside already!!!
Alex Awesome Vs. Crowley
The audience comes to a dull silence which is soon is torn to shreds as "Breaking me down" by Soil hits the arena at a terrifying level. Forcing an eruption of cheers from the audience.
As expected the Awesome one himself, Alex Awesome soon comes strutting out onto the dimly light stage, with the word "Awesomeness" glowing a vibrant purple on the titantron above him.
Ring announcer- Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds and measuring at 6"2 from Long Beach, California... ALEX AWESOME!
By the time the announcer has concluded introducing Awesome, Alex has already finished his usual taunt on the turnbuckle and stood in the centre of the ring adjusting his see-through black shirt, visor and blue hair.
Suddenly Alex's "Breaking me down" seeps into the pool of silence as the arena lighting returns to it's normal white.
This sudden turn of events is closely followed by the former IWA champion Crowley who comes jogging out of the thick black entrance curtains with a smirk stuck on his face.
Ring Announcer- Making his way to the ring… from New York City, weighing in at 257 pounds and standing at 6'4"... CROWLEY!
Crowley comes sprinting down to the ring in a fit of rage, which is directed at the now smiling Alex Awesome.
Once in the ring Crowley is met by a flurry of right hands from Awesome as the ref signals for the beginning of the match.
The match begins as Alex delivers several more hard right hands to the nose of Crowley before quickly Irish whipping him to the far ropes. Upon rebounding Crowley flies forward into a tremendous high dropkick from Awesome smack in the throat with a sickening "crack!" proceeding the impact. Alex quickly jumps on the cover.
one...........
two
KICKOUT
Crowley manages to power out of the cover with very little difficulty, throwing Awesome off the cover.
The two combatants get to their feet with a surprising level of pace before locking arms. The sheer size and strength of Crowley over powers that of Awesome as he drops him to the ground with one muscle pushed back.
Eric Jackson- An unfortunate side effect of being… extraordinary.
As Alex once again gets to his feet Crowley charges at him with a surprising level of pace fro his size, cruel intentions scouring his mind. As he reaches his some what shocked target Crowley delivers a heart stopping clothesline to the upper sternum of the now breathless, motionless Awesome.
Shane Stone- Ouch! You could hear that from outside the arena!
Surprisingly Crowley does not decide to go for a cover after this devastating maneuver has been delivered. Instead he raises the still dazed awesome to his feet, thrusts his head between his legs all before rolling him up his torso and delivering a spine tingling powerbomb.
Crowley jumps on the cover
one.......
two.......
KICKOUT!
Eric Jackson- Thank God for that!
Some how Alex manages to spin his torso onto its side therefore resulting in a kick out. Crowley quickly gets to his feet and begins to argue with ref over a slow count, narrow mindedly forgetting about the floored awesome.
As the somewhat ignorant Crowley continues arguing with the referee Alex uses the ropes to assist himself to his vertical base. Once he comes to Alex soon takes advantage of the situation by delivering a flying forearm deep into the back of Crowley who stumbles into the referee, knocking him out.
Shane Stone- There goes the rulebook…
Crowley stands over the motionless referee shocked for several seconds before delivering a harsh stomp onto the skull of the judge for good measure and "redemption." Once again having forgot about awesome, Crowley is shocked when he is grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back and takes a wrenching extreme neckbreaker from Alex. Awesome jumps on the cover
Eric Jackson- It’s over!
As Alex lies over the barely conscious Crowley he realises that the referee is still lying motionless on the ground.
The crowd scream the count for themselves "1! 2! 3!" but unfortunately this does not count, much to their awareness.
Eric Jackson- Alex is supposed to win this! Not fair!
Awesome angrily gets to his feet and begins shaking the motionless referee attempting to get him back to the real-conscious world. As he attempts to do so Awesome is hit by a snap german suplex from Crowley, knocking him silly. As Awesome lies on the ground in pain, clutching his neck, Crowley quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs a cold steel chair from ringside, snapping it shut as he does so.
Steel chair firmly in his grasp Crowley creeps back into the ring and begins lining up Alex Awesome for a chair shot. Much to his unawareness is Alex, almost as if he was told to begins to stumble to his feet shakily.
Eric Jackson- No, Ref! Wake up!
Once to his vertical base Alex turns slowly around only to be met by Crowley swinging a hard steel chair, which makes stimulating contact with his skull. Busting him wide open, blood flowing down his chiselled face. Crowley jumps on the cover.
Once again the referee is still out cold and cannot perform the count that would surely obtain Crowley victory.
Shane Stone- Damn it Ref! Get up!
In a pure frenzy of rage Crowley tears Alex up to his feet and lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle roughly. As Alex sits on the turnbuckle crowley delivers a few hard rights to the jaw of Alex before joining him up on the turnbuckle. Crowley wrenches his back in a attempt to deliver a superplex but it is forcefully blocked by Awesome who raps his feet around the ring post. Crowley has another attempt at the superplex before he is shoved off the turnbuckle by Alex.
Eric Jackson- What?
As he collides with the ground Crowley is not met by the usual ring canvas but instead lands on the cold steel of a chair. The one which he had brought into the ring, in a twist of irony. Alex Awesome who had now realised the position his foe was in, got to feet, pulled a pose for the crowd and leap from his perch. As spectacularly as ever Alex arched his back, spread his arms and delivered a crushing awesome bomb to the abdomen of crowley who lay ontop of the steel chair.
Once the impacted had occured Alex removed the chair from under crowley, threw it to the outside and made the cover just as the ref came to.
1........
2...........
3!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER: Alex Awesome
Alex heads out of the ring and up the ramp in victory, his hand held high as the audience cheers “Awesome” continuously, over and over again. But as he walks, Matthew Spade rushes out from the curtains with a sledgehammer, he smashes it against Awesome’s back, then starts to pummel him as he lies there.
Eric Jackson- Oh God! No! Spade!
Shane Stone- Guess he was a bigger man for Crowley to face on Friday…
Spade receives a chorus of boos, then returns to the back as EMTs drag Awesome away, going to a commercial break…
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Larnis (Substituting: Narmon Greene) Vs. Tiger Knight
Eric Jackson: Well it’s time for the next match to begin. It’s Tiger Knight V.S. Larnis Greene.
Shane Stone: I don’t know. I have a feeling that after this match, Tiger Knight is going to be out of action for a long time.
“Welcome to the Jungle” begins to play and Tiger Knight walks out.
Announcer: Introducing first from Chicago Illinois, Tiger Knight!
Tiger Knight slides into the ring and stands in the corner of the ring.
“Godzilla” begins to play as Larnis makes his way down to the ring. He looks around at all the people and slowly makes his way down to the ring.
Announcer: His opponent form Plainefield Wisconsin, Larnis Greene!
Larnis crawls into the ring and rubs his hands nervously. The referee signals for the bell.
EJ: Well this is definitely going to be interesting. It’s David versus Goliath.
SS: I hope Tiger Knight has life insurance.
Tiger Knight begins to kick Larnis’s thigh repeatedly. Larnis is trying to keep his balance, but Tiger Knight’s quick kicks prove too much for him. Larnis falls on his back. He begins to get up, but Tiger Knight quickly kicks Larnis in the face. Tiger Knight the runs to the ropes and jumps off, executing a moonsault. Larnis recovers fast and jumps to his feet. Tiger Knight goes to dropkick Larnis, but Larnis catches his feet and begins to swing Tiger Knight in a circle by his ankles.
EJ: What is planning to do?
SS: I don’t know, but I have a feeling Tiger Knight is going to have some serious hang time.
Larnis lets go of Tiger Knight while falling to the mat from being dizzy. Tiger Knight goes flying over the top rope and through the commentator’s table.
SS: What the f**k!
EJ: My god! Tiger Knight has landed right here in front of us and looks like every bone in his body is broken.
Larnis gets to his feet and looks out at Tiger Knight laying motionless on the concrete floor. He begins clapping and laughing. Larnis then walks out of the ring and heads over toward Tiger Knight.
EJ: Tiger Knight is motionless on the ground and Larnis has a sick look on his face.
SS: See you later, I’m getting the hell out of here.
Shane Stone drops his head set and jumps over the guard rail. He goes deep into the audience and waits near a security guard.
EJ: Fantastic, leave me by myself out here.
Larnis reaches Tiger Knight as the referee has reached the count of four. Larnis quickly picks up Tiger Knight and puts him on the ring apron. He slides into the ring and pulls Tiger Knight in with him.
EJ: Whew, I’m happy they’re back over…
Eric Jackson sees Shane Stone sitting next to him.
EJ: You know, you are really ridiculous.
SS: Hey, I don’t like that genetic freak around me.
Larnis picks Tiger Knight off the mat and puts his head between his legs. He lifts Tiger Knight up preparing to execute a power bomb, when Tiger Knight begins punching Larnis in the head rapidly.
EJ: Looks like there’s a change of plans. Tiger Knight is getting his second wind.
SS: Oh yeah and Larnis looks like he is about drop.
Larnis finally fall with Tiger Knight still on top of his shoulders. As Larnis hits the mat, Tiger Knight bounces up and runs to the corner of the ring. Tiger Knight then hops on to the top turnbuckle. Larnis is wiping his forehead looking to see if he’s bleeding as Tiger Knight leaps off the top turnbuckle and executes a splash.
EJ: Oh baby, I have never seen a guy stay in the air for that long. Well done.
SS: I have to admit, that was pretty good. Question is, is it making Larnis weak or is he absorbing the pain?
Tiger Knight jumps to his feet and bounces off the ropes. He heads back toward Larnis and does an elbow drop to his throat. Larnis grabs his throat gasping for air. Now Tiger Knight is jumping around the ring and taunting Larnis as he lays on the mat.
EJ: I think Tiger Knight needs to stop showboating and get back to taking out Larnis.
SS: I agree. I can’t stand to look at that goof.
Tiger Knight pulls Larnis up and pushes him into a corner. Tiger Knight then jumps on the second rope hooks Larnis under his chin, executing Tygereye. Larnis is lying on mat motionless as Tiger Knight pins him. 1…2…3! Tiger Knight rolls off of Larnis as the referee signals for the bell.
WINNER: Tiger Knight
Announcer : Here is your winner, Tiger Knight!
EJ: Wow, Tiger Knight pulled it off.
SS: Yeah he… uh oh, here comes the other loon.
As Tiger Knight celebrates, Narmon is running towards the ring. He slides in and does a flying forearm to the back of Tiger Knight’s head.
EJ: Oh come on already, this is ridiculous.
Narmon begins stomping on Tiger Knight. As he is doing that, Rogue Wolf runs out and heads toward the ring. He grabs Narmon and punches him the face, sending Narmon to the outside of the ring. Rogue Wolf slides out of the ring and bgins trading blows with Narmon.
EJ: This is full blown chaos, I don’t know what is going to happen next.
SS: For once I don’t know what to say.
Narmon and Rogue Wolf continue to brawl all way to the backstage area.
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Back from commercial, the show shifts backstage where we see Blackjack Sullivan warming up with a couple of arm dumb bell reps when Demion Pride walks into his room. Pride looks concerned as he walks up to Sullivan. Sullivan puts down the dumb bells and faces Pride.
Blackjack Sullivan: What's going on?
Demion Pride: I just wanted to make sure you're ready for tonight. I have been waiting for this chance to get even with Blade ever since he had Nightmare drive my face into that garbage can during our last tag match and, tonight at Monday Night Massacre, I will finally get my chance to get my hands on that son of a bitch and make him pay.
Blackjack Sullivan: Relax. I got this. Tonight we will become the new WWICW Tag Team Champions and you will finally get your revenge against Blade.
Demion Pride: Just remember to keep with the plan.
Blackjack Sullivan: Seriously, you're worrying too much. Nothing is going to mess up our….
Suddenly a door closing cuts him off as he stares off camera. Pride turns around to see who walked in and holds blackjack back when he realizes who it is. Pocket Change strolls on camera shaking his head in disbelief.
Pocket Change: Well well well…. Looks who lucked out to get themselves a title shot. True it's only a tag team title shot, but still it's more than you deserve Blackjack.
Blackjack Sullivan: It's more than you'll ever see Change. Why don't you go back to whatever rock you crawled out from under and crush yourself with it.
Pocket Change: We'll see who gets crushed tonight. The only reason the WWICW big shots haven't put me into this edition of Massacre is because they are saving me to bring up the ratings when the audience is tired of seeing jobbers wrestle and start switching channels. You, on the other hand, are as expendable as they come. So if you were to happen to say…get injured in your match tonight, it would be no great loss to the company.
Blackjack Sullivan: I hope you're thinking about interfering in my match tonight because I would really enjoy giving the paramedics more work tonight.
Pride starts to really hold back Blackjack now as the intensity is so think between them that you could cut it with a knife. Pocket Change finally stiffens up and give Blackjack a quick smile.
Pocket Change: Is that so? We'll just have to wait and see. I'm Out!!
Pocket Change leaves the dressing room as Blackjack glares at him while he's leaving. Pride looks even more worried now than he did before as the show fades to commercial.
Backstage, Carol Davers is standing there with "The Sharpshooter" Jack Cage. She smiles as the camera comes on and begins her interview with Jack Cage. Jack Cage is dress in his ring attire, wearing a pair of sunglasses, with stitches in his head from where Rogue Wolf hit him with the tire iron at Unleashed.
Carol Davers: Mr. Cage. Last Monday night at Unleashed, you were brutally assaulted by the kWo and had to receive 24 stitches after your metal ring match with Kevin Masters. Tonight, you will face off against one of your antagonists who is now no longer part of the kWo but was a major contributor in that assault. Any thoughts about your match tonight with Rogue Wolf?
Jack Cage: Let me tell you something Carol. At Unleashed, I had gone out to that ring with every intention of showing the world once again that Kevin Masters was not in my league. When we faced off in our Chained Heat match before Unleashed, even though I hadn't fully recovered from that brutal match Javier Polanco where he strung me up by my neck by barbed wire Carol, and I still managed to choke him out in the center of the ring. Yet, Krass still found a way to screw me over. Then, we had the match at Unleashed and that chickensh!t had his kWo buddies come out to save him. During that match, I was this close to getting my hands on Krass. If it wasn't for Rogue Wolf, I would have been able to give that fat little bastard what he had coming to him. Now, tonight, I finally get my chance at a little revenge and Wolf, if you think I am going to go easy on you because you got kicked the hell out of the kWo…You're dead wrong. When we get in the ring, I'm going to….
Suddenly, clapping off camera stops Cage in mid sentence as Tony Hurricane comes on camera with a huge smirk on his face. Cage glares at Hurricane as he grabs Carol's mic and faces Cage.
Tony Hurricane: You got screwed? Buddy, what you called "Being screwed" is what I call "Wasting your opportunities". I have been kicking ass here in the WWICW for months now and what has that gotten me? A number one contender's shot at the WWICW Contenders Title. That title shot really should have been for the WWICW's Heavyweight Title as nobody in this company is more talented than me!! All you have been screwed out of is some pointless matches that wasn't even for anything!!!
Jack Cage: Now look here you pompous bag of hot air. You had your chance for the Super X title and Lance Fiennes beat you and left your deadbeat ass in the graveyard with the other corpses.
Tony Hurricane: I was screwed over in that match!!! Everyone saw it!!!
Jack Cage: If it was me in that match, I would have won it with or with out…..
Suddenly "The Celtic Warrior" Kevin Conner comes onscreen and booth Cage and Hurricane stop to look at him. Kevin Conner shakes his head back and forth.
Kevin Conner: Don't worry boys. Now that the HWA Heavyweight Champion and WWICW's new Golden Boy Kevin Conner is here, you guys won't have to worry about which jobber can beat which loser. See you in the ring losers.
With that Kevin Conner leaves backstage leaving Hurricane and Cage to fume a bit in silence. Carol, concerned with where this interview might be going, pulls the mic in Hurricane's hands closer to her mouth.
Carol Davers: That's all we got time for guys. Back to you Eric and Shane!!!
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