Post by WWICW Owner Jason Williams on Nov 28, 2005 10:06:51 GMT -5
Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit the W.W.I.C.W. theme song hits the PA system and pyro begins shooting off as Monday Night Massacre begins.
Tony Hurricane- Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another edition of WWICW Monday Night Massacre. I am Tony Hurricane and here with me is my brilliantly idiotic assistant…or whatever the hell you want to call him, Nick Turner.
Nick Turner- Well thank you, ya PRICK. Tonight we have one hell of a show set up for you to include a pre ppv match involving two of the men that are going to be facing the world champion at Scarred For Life.
Tony Hurricane- That’s right thingy, the President of the WWICW will be facing off against Cosmo and I will say this is definitely a highly anticipated match up.
Nick Turner- Also up tonight will be the WWICW Women’s Championship and the tag team straps as well.
Tony Hurricane- Well enough of the small talk. Our competitors are ready to start…first up, the WWICW Women’s Championship match.
The camera pans away from the announcer’s table and directs themselves towards the ring where Angelina Jackson and Roxy are stretching out awaiting Josie Pleasure. “Favored” by Constance Loire hits the PA system, a huge WOTO logo stretches across the tron and Josie Pleasure steps out onto the entrance ramp with the WWICW Women’s championship slung over her shoulder. Slowly she takes the walk to the ring rolling under the bottom rope. She holds her title up before handing it to the referee. As she turns away from her opponents she starts to stretch out but is quickly over powered by a double team from Roxy and Angelina. Knocking the champion down with a double clothesline the two women stop in their tracks and look at one another. Angelina decides to pounce at Roxy elbowing her in the skull. Roxy staggers backwards only to be speared into the corner turnbuckle and pummled with several right hand slaps from Jackson. Angelina takes hold of Roxy’s hair and pulls her back to her feet but quickly sends her back down smashing her face into the mat. Angelina goes for a cover…1…2, Josie is back up and kicks Angelina in the back of the head. Jackson grabs hold of her head and rolls out of the ring as Pleasure picks up where she left off. Roxy looks hurt as Josie pulls the young star to her feet.
Nick Turner- This isn’t good. We heard what Louie said about his sister…if Roxy doesn’t take this victory, Roxy will have to answer to the family in a hard way.
Tony Hurricane- I know isn’t it great!?
Josie Irish whips Roxy into the ring ropes and ducks her on her return bouce second time back however she lands a huge hurricanarana that snaps Roxy’s neck hard. Josie Pleasure goes for the cover.
Tony Hurricane- Here we go…Roxy is a dead girl.
The ref makes the count, 1..2 and Angelina breaks the count. As Pleasure and Jackson begin exchanging punches Roxy rolls to the referee and begins grabbing hold of his pant leg clutching her neck in pain. The referee looks away from the match and begins yelling to her asking if she is alright. Josie and Angelina take it outside the ring to continue the battle.
Tony Hurricane- Look at this the referee is calling for EMTs, Roxy looks hurt badly. As EMTs charge the ring and the referee keeps his eyes on the action Louie Galanoochie charges the ring steel chair in hand. Without seeing him, Josie and Angelina both fall hard to consecutive chair shots. Louie drops the chair and takes hold of Angelina, rolling her back into the ring leaving the champ outside alone and unconcious. As Louie backs up the entrance ramp looking down at his damage he too is surprise attacked by Viper. Viper takes hold of Louie and bulldogs him onto the steel ramp, then quickly finishes it with a V-Factor. Viper makes his way down to ringside and throws Josie Pleasure into the ring alongside Angelina. As he exits the arena Roxy begins pushing away the EMT’s who hold her down not realizing yet that it was a trick. The referee has turned back to the action however just as Josie rolls an arm over Angelina’s chest. Roxy struggles to get past the EMT’s but the referee makes the count…1…2…3!!
Tony Hurricane- Roxy didn’t make it in time to break the count and Josie Pleasure retains her women’s championship. That was a good trick but the outcome was not what was expected no thanks to Viper.
Josie Pleasure slowly pulls herself to her feet and takes the title belt out of the referee’s hands. She rolls out of the ring in pain and step by agonizing step leaves the arena as her music plays over the PA system and the fans boo.
Nick Turner- Well that was a shocker, but it’s time for our next match and I’m sure what just happened is going to come into play in this one.
As the mess along ringside clears up, “I Did My Time” by KoRn hits the PA system and Viper steps out onto the entrance ramp once more. The fans begin chanting “RFD” in sequence and the President of the WWICW makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He keeps his eyes locked on the curtain awaiting his opponent.
“Bad Boys For Life” by P. Diddy replaces KoRn and Cosmo makes his way out from behind the curtain. Both men lock eyes on one another and about half way down the ramp Viper decides he won’t wait any longer and baseball slides out of the ring. Cosmo and Viper crash into one another so hard that the thud is deafening.
Tony Hurricane- Nick these two men look like they are out to kill one another.
Nick Turner- Well Tony Viper said he was out to teach a lesson and Cosmo is simply out to prove something, totally uncharacteristically of him lately.
Tony Hurricane- I agree with that, I don’t even know how he got his name entered into the main event at S4L.
Cosmo manages to get a quick upper hand and sends Viper shoulder first into the steel barricade dividing the ring area and the fans. Viper grabs onto his shoulder wincing in pain, and when Cosmo grabs hold of his hair he takes advantage of the drama and uses his unharmed arm that was clutching his shoulder to low blow Cosmo taking his opponent to his knees. Viper jumps to his feet and shakes the pain off of his left arm. Delivering a huge kick to Cosmo’s face Cosmo falls on his back and Viper turns away and walks to the ringside.
Tony Hurricane- Here comes the ladder…Viper is quick to inflict punishment today.
Nick Turner- Well it has been awhile since we have seen the President in action but he told Cosmo that his training has been more intense than ever before. I guess he truly wants to show the WWICW that he is worthy of wearing the world title not because of his power but because of his skill.
Viper lifts the apron from the ring and pulls out a huge silver ladder. Carrying it over to the bottom of the ramp he folds it open and places it there only to turn away and go grab Cosmo. Delivering a few hard blows to Cosmo’s midsection Viper drags Cosmo to the ladder. Viper forces half of Cosmo in between two of the rungs in very uncomfortable position locking him in without a way to escape. Viper turns to the ring and scans the crowd. Pointing to the top turnbuckle the fans pop. Viper climbs the steps and then the turnbuckle. Once at the top he looks down at Cosmo still stuck in the ladder, his stomach bare and prone to attack. Viper smiles and dives intending a hard elbow to the stomach but somehow Cosmo rolls the whole ladder over and Viper nails his elbow hard just missing the steel and hitting the padding on the mat. Cosmo now on his side wiggles his way out of the ladder and stretches quickly but goes in hard with the boots on Viper. Getting his opponent to his knees Cosmo drags RFD to the corner of the ring and smashes his face off the ringsteps twice before releasing the grasp. Cosmo turns and goes to the ladder. Folding it up he holds it length wise and awaits Viper to stand. As Viper slowly gets to his feet Cosmo prepares to toss the ladder right at him.
Tony Hurricane- It looks like mister President @#%$ up and it’s gonna cost him the match.
Nick Turner- I don’t know about that yet.
Tony Hurricane- You really are a degenerate aren’t you?
Viper gets up but knew what was coming. Cosmo puts all his wait into tossing the ladder but Viper drops the the ground fast and the ladder sails over his head. Cosmo staggers and struggles to catch his balance but Viper is up and spears Cosmo into the opposite ring post. Viper takes Cosmo’s weak body and slides it into the ring. Just before he too gets in however. Louie Galanoochie is seen charging the ring. Viper looks away and quickly pulls something out of his wrestling pants. Slipping it onto his hand we see it’s a pair of brass knucks and the unexpecting Louie is knocked out cold as he attempts to lock up with Viper. Viper slips the knucks of kisses them and then drops them on Louie who is bleeding unconcious at ring side. Viper climbs right up the ring post to the top turnbuckle and delivers a perfect five star frog splash onto Cosmo before taking the cover, 1…2…3.
Nick Turner- What did I tell you Tony, Viper is not an ignorant man. He is one sly guy and athletic not to mention and the winner of this match.
Tony Hurricane- Well now I know why your paychecks are bigger than mine. Do you suck the guys thingy also or is it stricktly an ass kissing relationship.
Nick Turner- Shut the hell up Tony. We will be right back after this commercial break so don’t go anywhere.
~Commercial Break including a paid advertisement for W.W.I.C.W. Scarred 4 Life presented by Twix August, 30th in St. Louis, MO.~
Tony Hurricane-Welcome back ladies and Gentlemen, we are now ready for our next match.
Nick Turner- That’s right Tony and our next bout is for the WWICW United States Championship and it is a First Blood Match.
Tony Hurricane- Oliver Gatt has made it his own personal vendetta to destroy the WOTO one by one all by himself. What he will not accept however is that A.J. Steele, Sonny, and Viper have reformed Xtreme Suicide and they too have the intent of destroying the much hated group.
Nick Turner- Oliver Gatt is a good competitor but honestly, he is too full of himself and he needs to really wake the hell up and realize he is no one man army.
Tony Hurricane- Well his performance as of late has definitely been very impressive.
Nick Turner- Yeah but….
Tony Hurricane- Shut the hell up Turner, your boring the fans!!
“Tilt-A-Whirl” by the Insane Clown Possee begins to play and Blaze steps out onto the entrance ramp wearing a WOTO t-shirt. The fans boo him into the ground as he takes his walk to the ring. But undaunted he simply enters the ring and awaits his opponent.
“Live for The Moment” by Monster Magnet hits the PA system and Oliver Gatt makes his way down to the ring with both of his WWICW titles. The United States belt wrapped around his waist and the Rough House belt over his shoulder. The crowd is filled with mixed reactions but it is obvious many more favor him then despise him. Blaze eyes the twin champ with a look of determination but Gatt shoots his own look back too, of confidence knowing that Blaze has already fallen victim to him. Handing his titles to the referee the bell rings and the match is under way.
Tony Hurricane- Here we go, the two men tie up, and it’s Blaze that wins the advantage.
Blaze wrenches Oliver Gatt into a revised headlock but Gatt shoves Blaze into the ring ropes. Blaze staggers back and Oliver drops to the mat, allowing Blaze to trip over his body. Gatt back to his feet beats Blaze to the punch and as Blaze attempts to charge at Gatt he gets a huge boot to the chin. Blaze is now on his back but rolls to his stomach only to get a whimpy version of the crossface locked on him. The referee ignores Blaze’s screaming knowing that this match can only end in blood. After a few seconds Gatt releases the hold knowing it’s not getting him where he wants. Oliver exits the ring and goes quickly under the ring looking for some sort of weapon to bust his opponent open. Coming back up with a coil of bare cable used to make the ring ropes he tosses it into the ring and gets back inside. Ignoring the cable for a moment Gatt helps Blaze to his feet.
Nick Turner- Looks to me as if Gatt is going to pull one over WOTO again. Blaze just wasn’t prepared for this match. This guy needs to stay away from the locker room and spend more time in the gym.
Gatt feeds his closed fists into Blaze’s chest, rib by rib he inflicts his punishment and we hear Blaze moan in pain but Gatt has him in a very forceful and unescapable position. Finally Gatt drops Blaze to the mat with a hard reverse DDT and all of Blaze’s movement stops. Gatt stands above Blaze’s body starring down at the WOTO letters on his t-shirt. Slowly Gatt bends over and begins ripping at the WOTO shirt. Finally stripping it from Blaze the rib separates the WO and the TO. Gatt taunts WOTO by making it look like he is wiping his ass with the shirt and then throws it out of the ring. Gatt whips himself against the ropes drops an elbow on Blaze and now turns to the cable.
Tony Hurricane- Poor Blaze hasn’t even had the upper hand longer than 3 seconds in this match.
Oliver unwraps the cable, which appears to be about five feet long. He wraps it around Blaze’s neck and begins choking him. Blaze’s face starts to turn red and with the slack Gatt wraps a bunch of the cable around his fist. Just as he is about to strike Blaze in the forehead in an attempt to bust him open though, Kash and Apocalypse come charging from the crowd. Gatt sees them coming from opposite sides and releases his cable. Knowing he can only attack one at a time he pounces at Kash but Apocalypse slams hard into his back and the two subdue him. WOTO begins mauling Gatt overpowering and outnumbering him. As Kash beats on Gatt, Blaze slowly gets back up and boots Oliver right in the family jewels. Oliver moans in pain and leans to his side lying on the mat as all three men lay their boots out on him. Just as it looks as though Oliver isn’t going to walk away however “AMERICAN PSYCHO II” hits the PA system and Xtreme Suicide’s A.J. Steele and Sonny charge the ring and subdue Kash and Apocalypse. This gives Oliver some help and he slowly battles his way back up to his feet with Blaze. XS and WOTO take it out of the ring and battle their way through the crowd. Blaze takes hold of the cable and tries to use it on Gatt but Gatt grabs one side of it and shoves it into Blaze’s cheek slicing his face open.
Tony Hurricane- Well what a change of events. Gatt would have lost this one if it wasn’t for Xtreme Suicide.
The referee calls for the bell as Oliver takes hold of Blaze who drops the cable and grabs onto his bleeding face. As the gash gushes blood Oliver lays punches into his face trying to make it even worse but decides to simply finish him off and nails the G-Spot. Oliver Gatt staggers away from his victim and leans over catching his breath. The referee goes to hand Gatt his belts and Gatt snatches them away, rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp with a pissed off look on his face. Looking back at the ring he scans the crowd, doesn’t see XS or WOTO and exits the arena to search them down.
Nick Turner- Well Oliver retains his titles and is one more week closer to Scarred 4 Life where he will meet Kash and Apocalypse.
Tony Hurricane- Gatt has everything to lose in this match and Kash and Apocalypse have singles careers to gain. WOTO will be a super power if they control the those two titles as well.
Nick Turner- Well let’s see if WOTO can keep those straps, I’ve just gotten word that we are missing the action. Viper has called for this match to start in the back where these two teams are beating the piss out of one another. We have also been notified that Dean D'Andre and James Mueller haven't shown up at the arena tonight so this will be a regular Xtreme Tag Team Match.
The scene goes from the arena to the backstage locker room area. Kash and Sonny are exchanging blows and A.J. Steele is laying the boots into a downed Apocalypse. Kash gets the upper hand and sends Sonny to the ground after smashing his face into the concrete wall. Kash goes for A.J. but Steele sees him coming and super kicks Kash in the face. A.J. grabs hold of Kash’s arm and locks on a painful armwrench. Kash screams in pain as A.J. pulls and twists harder and harder. Apocalypse is back to his feet however and has somehow taken possession of a small steel pipe. He charges to save his partner and connects hard to A.J.s forehead forcing him to release the hold and fall back. Apocalypse throws himself atop A.J. and continues smashing the pipe into his head. Sonny too is now up however out of view from the brawl. He takes a trash can from next to a vending machine. He sneaks up beind Apocalypse and slams the can into the back of his head. Trash spills all over the floor.
Tony Hurricane- Well they aren’t holding back. XS wants to destroy WOTO and personally I think the feeling is mutual.
Nick Turner- Yeah well I have a feeling that these men aren’t the only ones we are going to see. WOTO is injured Blaze and Josie are recovering in the back but Viper didn’t take much of a beating and he could be the deciding factor in this match if he shows up.
Tony Hurricane- Yeah if he feels like being a coward.
Nick Turner- Or putting XS on the map in the WWICW!
Tony Hurricane- What the @#%$ ever.
Sonny grabs onto Apocalypse and drags him down the hallway. The cameras follow him straying away from Kash and A.J. and we end up in one of the back locker rooms. Sonny shoves Apocalypse into the door so hard that the door-sill breaks and the two crash inside. Sonny delivers a couple of huge blows to Apocalypse’s face and then rolls Apocalypse on top of a table in the center of the room. Sonny folds up a steel chair and begins laying into Apocalypse with it. Apoc’s ribs are taking a severe beating and after about the 7th shot Sonny decides it’s enough and tosses the chair into a nearby set of lockers. Circling the table Sonny wrenches Apocalypse off the table, opens a janitor closet and shoves Apoc into it. Spotting a master loock hanging from a hook, Sonny closes the latch and locks Apocalypse into the room. The camera crew turns away from this scene and heads back down the hall where Kash has sent A.J. head first into a Coke machine smashing the thin plastic and cutting Steele’s forehead open. Kicking A.J. to the curb Kash starts running down the hall in the direction that Sonny and Apoc went. Not seeing him coming Sonny gets hit hard with a pump handle slam courtesy of Kash. Kash sees what Sonny has done and struggles to pull the lock off the door. From out of camera view however just as Nick Turner predicted Viper charges at the unsuspecting Kash with a Kindo stick and lays in some hard shots. Kash tries to shove the shotsaway but loud snap after snap his strength eventually is diminished and he falls to his knees. The interfering Viper drops the weapon and takes Kash back to his feet. Knowing what’s coming next the fans in the arena pop as Viper sends one half of the tag team champs through the wooden table via V-Factor. Viper moves away from the damage and protects the door incase Blaze or Josie try to enter and Sonny slowly gets to his feet and covers Kash. The referee makes the count, 1…2…3!!
Tony Hurricane- OH MY GOD, We have new Tag Team Champions…A.J. Steele and Sonny have taken the gold home for Xtreme Suicide.
Nick Turner- Viper played a huge part in this match but he made it clear that XS is going to put up one hell of a fight in this war and WOTO is not going to be too happy about losing their precious tag team straps.
Tony Hurricane- You can be d**n sure there is going to be hell to pay. Madd Money and Black Wolf are in the back ripping their hair out.
Viper turns to Sonny and quickly grabs him by the arm and takes him into the hall. A.J. Steele bleeding and all is heading towards them unaware of the victory at this point only to be swept away by Viper and dragged to his office. Before entering however the referee runs up to the two men and hands them their newly won tag titles and at this point A.J. Steele is extatic. Viper doesn’t allow him to celebrate for too long in the hall however and shoves the men through his office door and locks it behind them as the scene switches back to the announcer’s table in the arena.
Tony Hurricane- Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen. We have one more Massacre before Scarred For Life and I am more than sure that we are going to see some sweet revenge.
Nick Turner- Xtreme Suicide and WOTO are going to be at one another’s throats come next week, but you’ll have to stay tuned for that.
Tony Hurricane- This is Tony Hurricane for Nick Turner saying, Keep it Xtreme and WE’LL SEE YOU AT THE NEXT MASSACRE!!
Tony Hurricane- Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another edition of WWICW Monday Night Massacre. I am Tony Hurricane and here with me is my brilliantly idiotic assistant…or whatever the hell you want to call him, Nick Turner.
Nick Turner- Well thank you, ya PRICK. Tonight we have one hell of a show set up for you to include a pre ppv match involving two of the men that are going to be facing the world champion at Scarred For Life.
Tony Hurricane- That’s right thingy, the President of the WWICW will be facing off against Cosmo and I will say this is definitely a highly anticipated match up.
Nick Turner- Also up tonight will be the WWICW Women’s Championship and the tag team straps as well.
Tony Hurricane- Well enough of the small talk. Our competitors are ready to start…first up, the WWICW Women’s Championship match.
The camera pans away from the announcer’s table and directs themselves towards the ring where Angelina Jackson and Roxy are stretching out awaiting Josie Pleasure. “Favored” by Constance Loire hits the PA system, a huge WOTO logo stretches across the tron and Josie Pleasure steps out onto the entrance ramp with the WWICW Women’s championship slung over her shoulder. Slowly she takes the walk to the ring rolling under the bottom rope. She holds her title up before handing it to the referee. As she turns away from her opponents she starts to stretch out but is quickly over powered by a double team from Roxy and Angelina. Knocking the champion down with a double clothesline the two women stop in their tracks and look at one another. Angelina decides to pounce at Roxy elbowing her in the skull. Roxy staggers backwards only to be speared into the corner turnbuckle and pummled with several right hand slaps from Jackson. Angelina takes hold of Roxy’s hair and pulls her back to her feet but quickly sends her back down smashing her face into the mat. Angelina goes for a cover…1…2, Josie is back up and kicks Angelina in the back of the head. Jackson grabs hold of her head and rolls out of the ring as Pleasure picks up where she left off. Roxy looks hurt as Josie pulls the young star to her feet.
Nick Turner- This isn’t good. We heard what Louie said about his sister…if Roxy doesn’t take this victory, Roxy will have to answer to the family in a hard way.
Tony Hurricane- I know isn’t it great!?
Josie Irish whips Roxy into the ring ropes and ducks her on her return bouce second time back however she lands a huge hurricanarana that snaps Roxy’s neck hard. Josie Pleasure goes for the cover.
Tony Hurricane- Here we go…Roxy is a dead girl.
The ref makes the count, 1..2 and Angelina breaks the count. As Pleasure and Jackson begin exchanging punches Roxy rolls to the referee and begins grabbing hold of his pant leg clutching her neck in pain. The referee looks away from the match and begins yelling to her asking if she is alright. Josie and Angelina take it outside the ring to continue the battle.
Tony Hurricane- Look at this the referee is calling for EMTs, Roxy looks hurt badly. As EMTs charge the ring and the referee keeps his eyes on the action Louie Galanoochie charges the ring steel chair in hand. Without seeing him, Josie and Angelina both fall hard to consecutive chair shots. Louie drops the chair and takes hold of Angelina, rolling her back into the ring leaving the champ outside alone and unconcious. As Louie backs up the entrance ramp looking down at his damage he too is surprise attacked by Viper. Viper takes hold of Louie and bulldogs him onto the steel ramp, then quickly finishes it with a V-Factor. Viper makes his way down to ringside and throws Josie Pleasure into the ring alongside Angelina. As he exits the arena Roxy begins pushing away the EMT’s who hold her down not realizing yet that it was a trick. The referee has turned back to the action however just as Josie rolls an arm over Angelina’s chest. Roxy struggles to get past the EMT’s but the referee makes the count…1…2…3!!
Tony Hurricane- Roxy didn’t make it in time to break the count and Josie Pleasure retains her women’s championship. That was a good trick but the outcome was not what was expected no thanks to Viper.
Josie Pleasure slowly pulls herself to her feet and takes the title belt out of the referee’s hands. She rolls out of the ring in pain and step by agonizing step leaves the arena as her music plays over the PA system and the fans boo.
Nick Turner- Well that was a shocker, but it’s time for our next match and I’m sure what just happened is going to come into play in this one.
As the mess along ringside clears up, “I Did My Time” by KoRn hits the PA system and Viper steps out onto the entrance ramp once more. The fans begin chanting “RFD” in sequence and the President of the WWICW makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He keeps his eyes locked on the curtain awaiting his opponent.
“Bad Boys For Life” by P. Diddy replaces KoRn and Cosmo makes his way out from behind the curtain. Both men lock eyes on one another and about half way down the ramp Viper decides he won’t wait any longer and baseball slides out of the ring. Cosmo and Viper crash into one another so hard that the thud is deafening.
Tony Hurricane- Nick these two men look like they are out to kill one another.
Nick Turner- Well Tony Viper said he was out to teach a lesson and Cosmo is simply out to prove something, totally uncharacteristically of him lately.
Tony Hurricane- I agree with that, I don’t even know how he got his name entered into the main event at S4L.
Cosmo manages to get a quick upper hand and sends Viper shoulder first into the steel barricade dividing the ring area and the fans. Viper grabs onto his shoulder wincing in pain, and when Cosmo grabs hold of his hair he takes advantage of the drama and uses his unharmed arm that was clutching his shoulder to low blow Cosmo taking his opponent to his knees. Viper jumps to his feet and shakes the pain off of his left arm. Delivering a huge kick to Cosmo’s face Cosmo falls on his back and Viper turns away and walks to the ringside.
Tony Hurricane- Here comes the ladder…Viper is quick to inflict punishment today.
Nick Turner- Well it has been awhile since we have seen the President in action but he told Cosmo that his training has been more intense than ever before. I guess he truly wants to show the WWICW that he is worthy of wearing the world title not because of his power but because of his skill.
Viper lifts the apron from the ring and pulls out a huge silver ladder. Carrying it over to the bottom of the ramp he folds it open and places it there only to turn away and go grab Cosmo. Delivering a few hard blows to Cosmo’s midsection Viper drags Cosmo to the ladder. Viper forces half of Cosmo in between two of the rungs in very uncomfortable position locking him in without a way to escape. Viper turns to the ring and scans the crowd. Pointing to the top turnbuckle the fans pop. Viper climbs the steps and then the turnbuckle. Once at the top he looks down at Cosmo still stuck in the ladder, his stomach bare and prone to attack. Viper smiles and dives intending a hard elbow to the stomach but somehow Cosmo rolls the whole ladder over and Viper nails his elbow hard just missing the steel and hitting the padding on the mat. Cosmo now on his side wiggles his way out of the ladder and stretches quickly but goes in hard with the boots on Viper. Getting his opponent to his knees Cosmo drags RFD to the corner of the ring and smashes his face off the ringsteps twice before releasing the grasp. Cosmo turns and goes to the ladder. Folding it up he holds it length wise and awaits Viper to stand. As Viper slowly gets to his feet Cosmo prepares to toss the ladder right at him.
Tony Hurricane- It looks like mister President @#%$ up and it’s gonna cost him the match.
Nick Turner- I don’t know about that yet.
Tony Hurricane- You really are a degenerate aren’t you?
Viper gets up but knew what was coming. Cosmo puts all his wait into tossing the ladder but Viper drops the the ground fast and the ladder sails over his head. Cosmo staggers and struggles to catch his balance but Viper is up and spears Cosmo into the opposite ring post. Viper takes Cosmo’s weak body and slides it into the ring. Just before he too gets in however. Louie Galanoochie is seen charging the ring. Viper looks away and quickly pulls something out of his wrestling pants. Slipping it onto his hand we see it’s a pair of brass knucks and the unexpecting Louie is knocked out cold as he attempts to lock up with Viper. Viper slips the knucks of kisses them and then drops them on Louie who is bleeding unconcious at ring side. Viper climbs right up the ring post to the top turnbuckle and delivers a perfect five star frog splash onto Cosmo before taking the cover, 1…2…3.
Nick Turner- What did I tell you Tony, Viper is not an ignorant man. He is one sly guy and athletic not to mention and the winner of this match.
Tony Hurricane- Well now I know why your paychecks are bigger than mine. Do you suck the guys thingy also or is it stricktly an ass kissing relationship.
Nick Turner- Shut the hell up Tony. We will be right back after this commercial break so don’t go anywhere.
~Commercial Break including a paid advertisement for W.W.I.C.W. Scarred 4 Life presented by Twix August, 30th in St. Louis, MO.~
Tony Hurricane-Welcome back ladies and Gentlemen, we are now ready for our next match.
Nick Turner- That’s right Tony and our next bout is for the WWICW United States Championship and it is a First Blood Match.
Tony Hurricane- Oliver Gatt has made it his own personal vendetta to destroy the WOTO one by one all by himself. What he will not accept however is that A.J. Steele, Sonny, and Viper have reformed Xtreme Suicide and they too have the intent of destroying the much hated group.
Nick Turner- Oliver Gatt is a good competitor but honestly, he is too full of himself and he needs to really wake the hell up and realize he is no one man army.
Tony Hurricane- Well his performance as of late has definitely been very impressive.
Nick Turner- Yeah but….
Tony Hurricane- Shut the hell up Turner, your boring the fans!!
“Tilt-A-Whirl” by the Insane Clown Possee begins to play and Blaze steps out onto the entrance ramp wearing a WOTO t-shirt. The fans boo him into the ground as he takes his walk to the ring. But undaunted he simply enters the ring and awaits his opponent.
“Live for The Moment” by Monster Magnet hits the PA system and Oliver Gatt makes his way down to the ring with both of his WWICW titles. The United States belt wrapped around his waist and the Rough House belt over his shoulder. The crowd is filled with mixed reactions but it is obvious many more favor him then despise him. Blaze eyes the twin champ with a look of determination but Gatt shoots his own look back too, of confidence knowing that Blaze has already fallen victim to him. Handing his titles to the referee the bell rings and the match is under way.
Tony Hurricane- Here we go, the two men tie up, and it’s Blaze that wins the advantage.
Blaze wrenches Oliver Gatt into a revised headlock but Gatt shoves Blaze into the ring ropes. Blaze staggers back and Oliver drops to the mat, allowing Blaze to trip over his body. Gatt back to his feet beats Blaze to the punch and as Blaze attempts to charge at Gatt he gets a huge boot to the chin. Blaze is now on his back but rolls to his stomach only to get a whimpy version of the crossface locked on him. The referee ignores Blaze’s screaming knowing that this match can only end in blood. After a few seconds Gatt releases the hold knowing it’s not getting him where he wants. Oliver exits the ring and goes quickly under the ring looking for some sort of weapon to bust his opponent open. Coming back up with a coil of bare cable used to make the ring ropes he tosses it into the ring and gets back inside. Ignoring the cable for a moment Gatt helps Blaze to his feet.
Nick Turner- Looks to me as if Gatt is going to pull one over WOTO again. Blaze just wasn’t prepared for this match. This guy needs to stay away from the locker room and spend more time in the gym.
Gatt feeds his closed fists into Blaze’s chest, rib by rib he inflicts his punishment and we hear Blaze moan in pain but Gatt has him in a very forceful and unescapable position. Finally Gatt drops Blaze to the mat with a hard reverse DDT and all of Blaze’s movement stops. Gatt stands above Blaze’s body starring down at the WOTO letters on his t-shirt. Slowly Gatt bends over and begins ripping at the WOTO shirt. Finally stripping it from Blaze the rib separates the WO and the TO. Gatt taunts WOTO by making it look like he is wiping his ass with the shirt and then throws it out of the ring. Gatt whips himself against the ropes drops an elbow on Blaze and now turns to the cable.
Tony Hurricane- Poor Blaze hasn’t even had the upper hand longer than 3 seconds in this match.
Oliver unwraps the cable, which appears to be about five feet long. He wraps it around Blaze’s neck and begins choking him. Blaze’s face starts to turn red and with the slack Gatt wraps a bunch of the cable around his fist. Just as he is about to strike Blaze in the forehead in an attempt to bust him open though, Kash and Apocalypse come charging from the crowd. Gatt sees them coming from opposite sides and releases his cable. Knowing he can only attack one at a time he pounces at Kash but Apocalypse slams hard into his back and the two subdue him. WOTO begins mauling Gatt overpowering and outnumbering him. As Kash beats on Gatt, Blaze slowly gets back up and boots Oliver right in the family jewels. Oliver moans in pain and leans to his side lying on the mat as all three men lay their boots out on him. Just as it looks as though Oliver isn’t going to walk away however “AMERICAN PSYCHO II” hits the PA system and Xtreme Suicide’s A.J. Steele and Sonny charge the ring and subdue Kash and Apocalypse. This gives Oliver some help and he slowly battles his way back up to his feet with Blaze. XS and WOTO take it out of the ring and battle their way through the crowd. Blaze takes hold of the cable and tries to use it on Gatt but Gatt grabs one side of it and shoves it into Blaze’s cheek slicing his face open.
Tony Hurricane- Well what a change of events. Gatt would have lost this one if it wasn’t for Xtreme Suicide.
The referee calls for the bell as Oliver takes hold of Blaze who drops the cable and grabs onto his bleeding face. As the gash gushes blood Oliver lays punches into his face trying to make it even worse but decides to simply finish him off and nails the G-Spot. Oliver Gatt staggers away from his victim and leans over catching his breath. The referee goes to hand Gatt his belts and Gatt snatches them away, rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp with a pissed off look on his face. Looking back at the ring he scans the crowd, doesn’t see XS or WOTO and exits the arena to search them down.
Nick Turner- Well Oliver retains his titles and is one more week closer to Scarred 4 Life where he will meet Kash and Apocalypse.
Tony Hurricane- Gatt has everything to lose in this match and Kash and Apocalypse have singles careers to gain. WOTO will be a super power if they control the those two titles as well.
Nick Turner- Well let’s see if WOTO can keep those straps, I’ve just gotten word that we are missing the action. Viper has called for this match to start in the back where these two teams are beating the piss out of one another. We have also been notified that Dean D'Andre and James Mueller haven't shown up at the arena tonight so this will be a regular Xtreme Tag Team Match.
The scene goes from the arena to the backstage locker room area. Kash and Sonny are exchanging blows and A.J. Steele is laying the boots into a downed Apocalypse. Kash gets the upper hand and sends Sonny to the ground after smashing his face into the concrete wall. Kash goes for A.J. but Steele sees him coming and super kicks Kash in the face. A.J. grabs hold of Kash’s arm and locks on a painful armwrench. Kash screams in pain as A.J. pulls and twists harder and harder. Apocalypse is back to his feet however and has somehow taken possession of a small steel pipe. He charges to save his partner and connects hard to A.J.s forehead forcing him to release the hold and fall back. Apocalypse throws himself atop A.J. and continues smashing the pipe into his head. Sonny too is now up however out of view from the brawl. He takes a trash can from next to a vending machine. He sneaks up beind Apocalypse and slams the can into the back of his head. Trash spills all over the floor.
Tony Hurricane- Well they aren’t holding back. XS wants to destroy WOTO and personally I think the feeling is mutual.
Nick Turner- Yeah well I have a feeling that these men aren’t the only ones we are going to see. WOTO is injured Blaze and Josie are recovering in the back but Viper didn’t take much of a beating and he could be the deciding factor in this match if he shows up.
Tony Hurricane- Yeah if he feels like being a coward.
Nick Turner- Or putting XS on the map in the WWICW!
Tony Hurricane- What the @#%$ ever.
Sonny grabs onto Apocalypse and drags him down the hallway. The cameras follow him straying away from Kash and A.J. and we end up in one of the back locker rooms. Sonny shoves Apocalypse into the door so hard that the door-sill breaks and the two crash inside. Sonny delivers a couple of huge blows to Apocalypse’s face and then rolls Apocalypse on top of a table in the center of the room. Sonny folds up a steel chair and begins laying into Apocalypse with it. Apoc’s ribs are taking a severe beating and after about the 7th shot Sonny decides it’s enough and tosses the chair into a nearby set of lockers. Circling the table Sonny wrenches Apocalypse off the table, opens a janitor closet and shoves Apoc into it. Spotting a master loock hanging from a hook, Sonny closes the latch and locks Apocalypse into the room. The camera crew turns away from this scene and heads back down the hall where Kash has sent A.J. head first into a Coke machine smashing the thin plastic and cutting Steele’s forehead open. Kicking A.J. to the curb Kash starts running down the hall in the direction that Sonny and Apoc went. Not seeing him coming Sonny gets hit hard with a pump handle slam courtesy of Kash. Kash sees what Sonny has done and struggles to pull the lock off the door. From out of camera view however just as Nick Turner predicted Viper charges at the unsuspecting Kash with a Kindo stick and lays in some hard shots. Kash tries to shove the shotsaway but loud snap after snap his strength eventually is diminished and he falls to his knees. The interfering Viper drops the weapon and takes Kash back to his feet. Knowing what’s coming next the fans in the arena pop as Viper sends one half of the tag team champs through the wooden table via V-Factor. Viper moves away from the damage and protects the door incase Blaze or Josie try to enter and Sonny slowly gets to his feet and covers Kash. The referee makes the count, 1…2…3!!
Tony Hurricane- OH MY GOD, We have new Tag Team Champions…A.J. Steele and Sonny have taken the gold home for Xtreme Suicide.
Nick Turner- Viper played a huge part in this match but he made it clear that XS is going to put up one hell of a fight in this war and WOTO is not going to be too happy about losing their precious tag team straps.
Tony Hurricane- You can be d**n sure there is going to be hell to pay. Madd Money and Black Wolf are in the back ripping their hair out.
Viper turns to Sonny and quickly grabs him by the arm and takes him into the hall. A.J. Steele bleeding and all is heading towards them unaware of the victory at this point only to be swept away by Viper and dragged to his office. Before entering however the referee runs up to the two men and hands them their newly won tag titles and at this point A.J. Steele is extatic. Viper doesn’t allow him to celebrate for too long in the hall however and shoves the men through his office door and locks it behind them as the scene switches back to the announcer’s table in the arena.
Tony Hurricane- Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen. We have one more Massacre before Scarred For Life and I am more than sure that we are going to see some sweet revenge.
Nick Turner- Xtreme Suicide and WOTO are going to be at one another’s throats come next week, but you’ll have to stay tuned for that.
Tony Hurricane- This is Tony Hurricane for Nick Turner saying, Keep it Xtreme and WE’LL SEE YOU AT THE NEXT MASSACRE!!
